Very Low Budget Vacations

1. Buy several jars of marinated artichokes at Kroger's.
2. Consume the contents of one jar.
3. Peel off the label, and send the jar through the dishwasher.
4. Place jar in your aquarium to make a happy crystal solitary palace for the fish.
5. Repeat steps 2-4, and gradually build a crystal fish high-rise.
6. Watch international soccer competition on the Spanish channel while keeping one eye on the compartmentalized fish.