A bad case of Click and Clack

In two weeks Isaac Hayes will perform a free concert on the plaza south of the Dallas Museum of Art. Starbucks is sponsoring the concert, to celebrate the DMA's exhibit of Gordon Park's photographs.

My high school friend, Fuss, and I used to listen to Isaac Hayes's Shaft LP. We would drink sodas and devour Valentino's pizzas down in her basement. We would also watch tennis on t.v., Billy Jean King vs. Bobby Riggs, Jimmy Connors, Martina, Bjorn, Ilie, McEnroe, Pam Shriver, Tracy Austin, Chris Evert.

I heard on the radio that Bjorn Borg turned forty-nine today. How can that be?

Who's the dude ah doo dah doo? Drive SHAFT. What's the story on his gears? Stick SHIFT! Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out When transmission fluid's leaking out? SHAFT! Right On!