A student was working with the basket of plastic wild animals, reviewing their names and matching the words to the objects. She was stuck in a rut of thin and crispy crust Pizza Hut or possibly the cosmic One Mind.
She brought me the plastic cheetah.
"What's that animal?," I asked.
Pancheesy she said.
"You are almost right. It's a cheetah," I said.
cheetah
She brought me the plastic rhinoceros. Her tentative ID:
Pan-theisee
"Hmmmmm," I said. "What sound does it start with?"
r-r-r-r-r, pancheesy
Having just done a lesson on shapes with the youngest kids, triangles = pizza slices were already warming up and waiting in my mental wings.
The student brought the plastic fox, and was consistent in her suggested species:
Pancheezit
My blood pressure can't take it! Too much salt. More fresh foods! I've never wanted to be "didactic". It always sounded like some tiny furred mammal being crushed by a falling pterodactyl egg.
Panjesus
The student names a primate. Not the plastic spider monkey. Not a rhesus. I should have known! The plastic chimpanzee!
The circle of life is uncoiling. And what would that be called?
© 2011 Nancy L. Ruder
3 comments:
Uncoiling, eh? Pananaconda? I will ponda and try to come up with a panthesis.
I love your blog today. I love it every day, but today I giggled and got hungry. Sweet Panjesus, you are a wonderful woman.
Pancho Villa! Pandemonium? Pancreatic juices. PANCAKES!!
Ooh. I love "pananaconda"! Snakes may need a post. Pandora the Explorer? Pancreative juices?
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