Consider becoming a member today!

I hope you have enjoyed your visit to the newest attraction in the greater Dallas Standard Metropolitan Statistical Area Arts District, the fabulous KoozMuseum of Art. Please consider becoming a member at one of the generous or merely affordable levels of support.

Sincerely,

CollageMama
Curator, Founder, and Executive Director

Zphinx Level:

Annual contributors at the Zphinx Level of $1,000,000 support the research mission of the Museum which seeks to understand the proliferation of Koozies in the late Bush Dynasty. Members at this level receive invitations to the official ceremonial unveilings of all KoozMuseum archaeological discoveries; commemoration of their support written in Sharpie on a cool beverage can of their choice; their own signed and numbered designer insulated beverage suit; and voting privileges on the Museum Beverage Acquisition Committee.


Koozhuna Level:

Generous support of the KoozMuseum's artistic outreach mission at the $100,000 level of annual giving brings the finest of contemporary performing Koozinart into area schools. The Koozoff Ballet will be this year's featured company. Koozhuna level contributors will receive their very own silver spray-painted replica of the famous Koozitiki, and a downloaded version of the Hawaii Five-O theme song.

Sustaining Level:

Contributing at the $1000 annual level, supporters enjoy the special exhibits and fine koozine in the tearoom of the KoozMuseum, also known as bean dip and banana smoothies at the curator's kondominium. This facility, featuring a rotating display of the finest known examples of Koozinian busts, is available for contributor's private parties and corporate functions. Sustaining members also receive the monthly museum e-newsletter with information about special discounts and upcoming events.

Friends and Family Level:

Contributors at the $100 level fund the actual preservation and display of the permanent collection. They enjoy reduced admission prices for all special exhibits, free admission during regular KoozMuseum hours, a 10% discount in the gift shop, and a hot glue burn named in their honor.