Deep Tropical Moisture And Disturbances Aloft

Shoot! The National Weather Service predicts I will regret not writing bodice ripping romance novels. I am visualizing fabulous coconut butter massages under shady palms amid extravagant flowers, and hot-air balloon lift-offs from pristine white sand beaches.

AN UPPER LEVEL STORM SYSTEM OVER THE ROCKIES WILL CONTINUE TO BRING DEEP TROPICAL MOISTURE FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO ACROSS NORTH TEXAS FOR THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS. UPPER LEVEL DISTURBANCES ALOFT WILL HELP TO LIFT THIS MOISTURE AND CREATE WIDESPREAD SHOWERS AND THUNDERSTORMS. IN ADDITION... A COLD FRONT IS EXPECTED TO MOVE SOUTH OUT OF OKLAHOMA TONIGHT AND STALL NEAR THE RED RIVER LIKE THAT DAMN BLUE FORD AEROSTAR THAT WAS ALL BELLS AND WHISTLES AND RECALLS. THE FRONT WILL HELP TO FOCUS THE HEAVIEST RAINFALL ACROSS THE NORTHERN HALF OF NORTH TEXAS WHERE THE FLOOD WATCH IS IN EFFECT.

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl,
come on come on

You're listening to the Top Forty countdown and the tornado warnings at the same time on 1480 A.M. KLMS through the earphone connected to your transistor radio with its own vinyl carrying case. You smell like Sea & Ski suntan lotion.