Easy Bake Oven

I've never made it much beyond Easy Bake in culinary skills. No one has starved at my condo, but they have taken their lives in their hands sometimes. This morning I realized that the Rubbermaid spatula I used to stir the queso last evening is missing a large chunk. A fiesta dental disaster awaits anyone who doesn't look closely before biting the Dorito.

When I was a kid we had an annual spring torture in Phys. Ed. known as the President's Physical Fitness Test. Do they still do that? I used to believe that John F. Kennedy was watching me do sit-ups from heaven.

Maybe there should be a President's Kitchen Fitness Test...