This Is a Test

This is only a test!

This is a test of the Emergency French Music for Clarinet and Piano System.

If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to take your CD player into the nearest bathroom, put in your CD of Debussy, Poulenc, Ravel, Satie, and Saint-Saens, lock the door, light candles, and fill the tub with hot water and bath oil.

We will now resume our regular programming of the Dave Brubeck Quartet.

Take five.