My co-teacher stages an intervention to convince me that I have a serious stripe dependency. She suggests that I go into wardrobe rehab to learn how to purchase clothing without stripes. I protest that I have some plaid shirts, but that is apparently considered stripe variant dependency.
Now I just stay at home wearing my stripes in private. In my solitary time, I take photos...of stripes. Maybe, just maybe, I have a problem.
No comments:
Post a Comment