7/25/05

The Blog Doctor Is In

The big employee lunchroom discussion was about using Coca Cola to remove car battery corrosion. We also discussed why you can't grow green mold on hot dog buns.

I sure hope the space shuttle launch and mission goes well tomorrow. Maybe the astronauts should pack some Coke Classic along with the Tang. Never know when it might come in handy.

The authblogger/blogauthor of "Screaming Thighs" needed some html voodoo. Having watched educational videos about the rainforest all Sunday, I was well equipped to perform a shaman dance with face paint, poison dart frogs, blow guns, and bromeliads. After two hours dancing around in the blog template shaking gourd rattles, burning sage, and spraying Coke on the terminals, I'm all worn out.

I'm either a flying purple people eater or a blog witch doctorette. But I never, ever leaked the identity of a CIA agent.

....Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tangWalla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang Walla walla, bing bang

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