Women my age all over the globe, or at least in Nebraska, North Texas, and Columbus, Ohio, are planning for their golden years. After lots of brainstorming, they are getting close to establishing the commune they never got to join in their college days. Yes, ladies, you can pack up your troubles, and move to our AARPie commune. The generation that identified with both Opie and hippies will soon be getting back to nature. Our needs are simple, and our talents are many. We want a good library, places for long walks, plenty of chocolate, primo Canadian prescription drugs, comfortable shoes, and macrame bikinis. Oops. Delete the last one.
How will the AARPie commune be self-sustaining? Making dreamcatchers for walkers is just the beginning! Remember "Our Bodies Ourselves" by the Boston Women's Health Cooperative? Now think travel guides for the mature Thelma and Louise. "Our Roadtrip Ourselves"..."Zen and the Art of Menopausal Maintenance"..."The Electic Shocker-Thingee Chiropractic Test"..."All We Are Saying Is Give Fleece a Chance"...
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