Soccer memory hit parade

It was a nice sunny afternoon in Soccer Land, 11-02-02, with few goals, and an average number of tears and boo-boos. Steven reffed the Orange Butterflies vs. the Mermaids, the Hightower Powerpuffs vs. the Sharks, and the Superkicks vs. the Weatherford Eagles. One team had a goalie named Xena. The rest of the girls seemed to be named Alexa, Avery, Amber, and Amanda. The American Girls and the Purple Panthers were playing for the championship of the world and all the Barbies on the next field over. I thought one coach might have a stroke. He kept yelling, "Katie and Courtney!!! You CAN'T HOLD HANDS!!!!!"