And Eve said, "Let there be coasters."

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the remote control.

And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept on the comfy couch with the television droning on and on about the BCS, and his cold drink leaving water marks on the coffee table.

© 2007 Nancy L. Ruder