We have nothing to fear but pink eye itself

Don't even say the words out loud. Don't. Just planting the idea in the mind of the preschool teacher is cruel punishment. I dug out the old thesaurus to catalog the woes alphabetically. Fill in the blanks with your #2 lead pencil to indicate your terror threat level.

[ ] apprehension

[ ] anxiety

[ ] distress

[ ] dread

[ ] fear

[ ] itch

[ ] moan

[ ] panic

[ ] sneeze

[ ] snurfle

[ ] tingle

[ ] whine

[ ] worry

Who put the junct in conjunctivitis? Who put the pink in the pinky dinky pink eye?

© 2010 Nancy L. Ruder